Coffin Gift Set
Hah hah, you’re going to die! This kit includes anti-aging spray (too late!), prune juice, birthday button, happy tablets, decorated mug, and extra strength anti-aging soap. You can get the generic any-age coffin set, or one specific to 40th, 50th and 60th birthdays. Rating: 4 age spots
Old Zone Floor Sign
Looks like one of those signs that building managers place over a puddle of water instead of wiping it up. When the guest of honor sits down and gets comfy, place it next to him to keep boisterous partiers from getting too close to the old fart. Rating: 3 age spots
Pint Glass
This “I’m Still 29, I Swear” pint beer glass is attractive, amusing and dangerously close to being useful. Luckily, the instructions are to “hand wash only,” which means that it will probably just be thrown away. Rating: 4 age spots.
Whoopee Cushion
Reinvented in 1930, the whoopee cushion is THE classic gag gift. What does it have to do with the Over the Hill theme? Don’t get caught up in details – a whoopee cushion is funny every single time you use it. Embarass the guest of honor and every other unsuspecting person at the party at least once. Do not give it as a gift still in its package. Rating: 4 age spots
Wind-up Penis and Boobies
More toys that don’t have much to do with being old, but are funny anyway. Wind up a few of them and let them hop around on a table top. Anyone who doesn’t laugh is officially dead. Rating: 4 age spots
Emergency Toilet
Sure, a toilet can be funny all by itself, but you can accentuate that humor to a much higher level with just a little bit of thought. Our first video shows you how. Here’s a hint: Put a funny sign on the toilet! This prop requires a lot of inflation so get started before the guests arrive. Rating: 5 age spots
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