This is a two-stage funny gift. It’s a laugher right in the package and it gets even better when you take it out and install the two AAs. Press the button and the swab twirls and swirls like a madman. Put the finger over the swab and the intense velocity will probably fling it across the room. Despite this gadget’s name, do not place it inside anyone’s nasal or ear cavity! The humor will wear off in the emergency room. Rating: 4 age spots.
Unless the guest of honor uses a real walker, this inflatable version should get a laugh from everyone who sees it. Doesn’t take a lot of air to fill it, but it’s still worth inflating ahead of time for maximum impact. Let the geezer pretend to use it once and then put it somewhere obvious but out of the way. It’s not built for actual use or too much abuse. Rating: 5 age spots
Prescription Bottle Cocktail Shaker
Apparently the makers of this gag gift actually intend for you to use it to mix up drinks for the party. Unless you are very drunk or your senses have been damaged by the ear and nose cleaner, resist this impulse. Potable liquids do not belong in a cheap plastic container. This is just a big fake pill bottle. That’s funny enough. Rating: 4 age spots
Want to prove that you are clueless about Over the Hill gift giving? Present a “sleeve” of Over the Hill golf balls. They’re black with white lettering, and there’s only two in a box. At no time will anyone so much as smile at them. Perfect for the guest of honor with no sense of humor. Rating: 0 age spots
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